There's something a-Bout Derby

Just for a bit of fun I was looking up bout* posters. I thought it was pretty funny that a lot of them are names taken from films or famous phrases, but somehow changed to be something about skating, or a little bit badass. (FYI this is the same with Roller Derby players names too!) Just as a possible extra comedic touch I'd like to maybe come up with some Derby names for Lord John and Bernard Stuart for a title for my piece. 
Here's some of my favourite bout posters either for their names or the artwork. 

*bout - a game of roller derby